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David takes a long-term substitute teaching job at Schitt’s Creek High School when their art teacher has an accident. He meets Patrick Brewer, unassuming high school math teacher, and catches some feelings. Basically, what if Patrick and David had a high school romance as adults. A love letter to David, Patrick, teachers, and the town of Schitt’s Creek.
Patrick Brewer has been in love with Alexis Rose since he was a kid. The son of the Roses' chauffeur and personal cook, Patrick has returned to the Rose estate, Rosebud Manor, after years of living abroad and may have finally caught the eye of the object of his obsession. That is, until David Rose makes an appearance and changes everything.
Sebastien Raine is coming to town, and David isn't looking forward to seeing him. Not just because Seb is notoriously awful, but also because David is single, and a single David can be a dangerous thing around an ex. But what if, just for a few days, he wasn't single?
That's where his hyper-capable business partner comes in...
David Rose is sick and tired of everyone thinking that he can’t keep a relationship together. With his mother’s annual summer party looming, a solution presents itself in the form of Patrick Brewer. And even if everything is fake, it might be the best relationship he’s ever had.
“You were wrong,” David says into the dark once the lights are out and Alexis’s breathing has dropped into the snuffling sound she will never admit is basically snoring.
Sometimes David has feelings, and sometimes Alexis talks to him about them.
(A series of conversations between siblings.)
Marcy and Clint visit to help with some home improvements around the cottage.
Patrick wondered if this was an elaborate prank, and Ashton Kutcher was about to pop out from behind the sale rack. “So, you want me to date your son briefly in exchange for money.”
Mrs. Rose smiled, reminding him of a shark. “Do we have an agreement?”
David Rose—handsome, clever, perhaps not quite so rich as he once was—is quite determined to bring his match-making skills to the town of S—— Creek. But what's the difference between match-making and meddling, especially where his own heart might be concerned?
When Eli had ruined his family’s life, leaving them essentially penniless, forcing them to move to Schitt’s Creek, David assumed he and Alexis would be sent to some respectable boarding school or one of those schools that had students sit in beanbags and gave grades in sticker form. So when they had been dropped off in front of Schitt’s Creek High School armed with tacky binders and canvas backpacks, he was mortified.
The Roses wound up in Schitt's Creek when David and Alexis were in high school. They must now face the perils of public school and homecoming dances.