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Stolas is horrified when he suddenly lays an egg. It's been a month since he and Blitzø last spoke, and things at home are still rocky at best.
So, he makes the decision to hide it. From Everyone.
The stars have never aligned for him though, and inevitably, it all goes wrong.
All he can do is hope things work themselves out.
Blitzø and Stolas accidentally both have the same therapist. The therapist (unethically) decides to help them work through their issues so they can get together.
It had been four weeks since Stolas had come to stay with Blitzø after losing his title, his palace, and basically everything he had. It had been one week since Blitzø “hired” him as his secretary, because he could tell Stolas was bored out of his mind and he seemed really excited at the idea. It had been… he didn’t know how many months… since they had been intimate in any way.
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Or; Blitzø has feelings for Stolas and they become BFFs, much to Blitzø's dismay...
It happened. He survived, but at what cost? As he's stuck relying on Blitzø's guilt-induced charity in the wake of losing everything, Stolas begins to notice the odd ways in which Blitzø is treating him. It's strangely...affectionate? Familiar? It must be the guilt, of course. It couldn't be anything else, could it?
A/K/A It takes five whole days after the trial for Stolas to realize Blitzø thinks they're dating
Stolas ends up gravid after having a moment of weakness and sleeping with Blitzo.
Irritatingly, so.
And Blitzo is refusing to admit that he had any part in it, that it was most likely a freak accident, and that they’ll figure it out! They’re two adults! They can work things out with one another and raise this kid together, who gives a fuck how the kid came about?
But Stolas knows that Blitzo did something to that condom. And Blitzo refuses to admit it.
So, who else was he supposed to turn to except for Fizzarolli’s brand new show, The Fizzarolli Show? Especially when Fizz is offering to give both of them lie detector tests, blasting both of them on television, and giving Stolas the truth, comfort, and closure.
All they have to do is put on a damn good show.
A surprise is in store for Stolas when he discovers while in the hospital recovering from Striker's attack that he's been gravid for 2 months now. This news complicates his plan to set Blitz free of him.
Blitz had been rolling all around in his chair in his office, taking advantage of the less busier than usual day, when Moxxie had thrown the door open. Blitz was about to tear that bitch a new one when he looked at his employee’s panicked face and growled.
If some vengeful sinner had come to settle shit with them again, then they had no fucking idea who they were messing with, and on the wrong fucking day too. Blitz just wanted to play out a new story he had come up with about his horse figurines and not think about his shitshow of a life, dammit.
“Sir, you gotta come see this,” Moxxie had squeaked, “We don’t know how to handle this.”