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Blitzø and Stolas have finally started a real relationship. Both agreed to take things slow, but when Loona leaves for the night, they just can't help themselves. Suddenly they're faced with an entirely new problem as Stolas' lack of magic results in him becoming gravid.
Stolas is horrified when he suddenly lays an egg. It's been a month since he and Blitzø last spoke, and things at home are still rocky at best.
So, he makes the decision to hide it. From Everyone.
The stars have never aligned for him though, and inevitably, it all goes wrong.
All he can do is hope things work themselves out.
“Sorry, I just - aren’t you a prince?” Blitzø asked, voice confused as he gestured to the classroom surrounding them. “Why are you here?”
“My daughter goes to school here,” explained Stolas, only slightly thrown off by the line of questioning. “I asked to have a meeting because —“
“Yeah, I know, you should have seen my spit take when I realized there was a damn Goetia in my class during the first attendance roll call,” Blitzø interrupted. “But why? Don’t you rich folks have, like, tutors and shit like that?”
Stolas nodded. “Well, yes, but I wanted Via to have the chance to experience life as a normal child so, after my divorce, I decided to enroll her into public school.”
“Here?” Blitzø asked, brow furrowed in even more confusion if it were possible. “In Imp City?”
or via's new third grade teacher just so happens to be stolas' old friend.
Stolas ends up gravid after having a moment of weakness and sleeping with Blitzo.
Irritatingly, so.
And Blitzo is refusing to admit that he had any part in it, that it was most likely a freak accident, and that they’ll figure it out! They’re two adults! They can work things out with one another and raise this kid together, who gives a fuck how the kid came about?
But Stolas knows that Blitzo did something to that condom. And Blitzo refuses to admit it.
So, who else was he supposed to turn to except for Fizzarolli’s brand new show, The Fizzarolli Show? Especially when Fizz is offering to give both of them lie detector tests, blasting both of them on television, and giving Stolas the truth, comfort, and closure.
All they have to do is put on a damn good show.
A surprise is in store for Stolas when he discovers while in the hospital recovering from Striker's attack that he's been gravid for 2 months now. This news complicates his plan to set Blitz free of him.