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A fic inspired by the prompt: You’re in the hospital bed next to me and we fight over what to watch on the shared TV.
Rodney's surprisingly good with children. No one's more surprised than he is. Except for John.
Rodney didn't have a date, neither did John, but that didn't explain why John was acting so strangely around him.
The King and Queen knew when the time came, they would have no trouble finding suitable mates for their daughters, but they were concerned for the young Prince. He was fast approaching the age of manhood and all attempts to train him in proper etiquette and the protocols of court were met with petulant silence or fits of ranting and logical elucidation.
Prompt: Rodney is a renowned chef/baker. John is the irritating customer who tells him his food is "ok".
On Earth leave, people keep mistaking John and Rodney for a couple. John doesn't really mind, but it seems Rodney's not too happy about it.
It was quite a surprise for Rodney to find out that he had been betrothed to Harmony ever since that first visit. It was an even a bigger surprise for him to find out that he couldn't follow through on the marriage because he was already married to John.
AU - After being kicked out of the Air Force, John finds work as a personal trainer at Pegasus Gym in Colorado Springs. Trying to build a life outside the Air Force is harder than he thought it would be. At least, it was until Rodney McKay walks into the gym.