You searched for:
Charlie had chosen to attend Hazbin Community College, taking advantage of Lucifer's employee perk of free tuition, and they were supposed to spend her first ever fall break together. Instead, he'd been roped into flying halfway across the country to attend some dumb teaching conference with his asshole co-worker Alastor Boudreaux. Things couldn't possibly get any worse.
This fic will follow the nine prompts of LuciPregnancyWeek
1. Impregnation / Family Planning / Miscarriage
2. Setting up the Nursery / Acceptance / Reluctance
3. First Trimester / Morning Sickness / Nesting
4. Second Trimester / Body Image / Cravings
5. Overprotective Dad / Hyper-sexuality / Doctor Visit
6. The Baby Moves / Sympathetic Pregnancy
7. Heavenly Family Visits / Sinful Family Visits
8. Third Trimester / Lactating / Hormones
9. Baby is Coming / Post Birth Aftercare
Lucifer starts to live at the hotel after the fight against Heaven, and he finds himself drinking late at night. But one night, Alastor joins him. After that, they start to find more and more things they have in common than they originally thought.
After a wild night with Lucifer, Alastor wants more. The problem is, he has absolutely no idea how to approach Lucifer, and he’s a bumbling idiot when it comes to flirting.
Alastor should have registered when he first presented, his name and details added to the list advertising available Omegas throughout the kingdom. At twenty-four, he should’ve been servicing Alphas for six or seven years already.
He wasn’t small or soft or pretty. He was tall, thin, and calloused. After the initial contract for his virginity, he’d become a means to an end for poorer Alphas and spend his next twenty or so years warming their beds until his whelp rearing days passed.
Registering now was the only one way he could make enough money to save his mother.
He just hoped she forgave him for it.
AKA
Omegas, the only secondary gender able to give birth, are a rare and precious resource. As a result, the Crown created the Omega Registry for Alphas to bid on their heats in the hopes of producing an heir. Alastor has spent his whole life pretending to be a beta, but outs himself when his mother falls gravely ill in order to save her life.
He never expected his virgin contract to go to King Lucifer Morningstar, let alone for the king to want to keep him.
Alastor met the others at the center of the arena, ears perking at the prospect of a four on one match.
“Feels like a hell of a lot of overkill,” Lucifer said, shooting him a look. “Pretty unfair odds?”
“You’re welcome to find a fifth if you’re so concerned,” Alastor replied as he examined his claws.
Lucifer’s eye twitched, his whip-like tail lashing. “Let’s just get this over with so I can teach Charlie and her team how a real pro plays.”
Charlie stepped between hem, brow pinched. “I really don’t think this is necessary. We need a Strategist and Alastor’s one of the best!”
“Says who?” Angel grumbled. “The Vees have been doin’ just fine without him.”
Alastor didn’t rise to the bait, instead signaling to Husk. The lights around them flashed, indicating the match was about to begin.
aka
When Alastor leaves the Vees and becomes the Hazbin’s Strategist, he expects some growing pains with the newer, dysfunctional team. The last thing he expects is for Lucifer Morningstar, the best player in the sport’s history, to come out of retirement and join too.
Until he winds up in a fake relationship with the man, that is.
The king opened his mouth, gaping like a fish out of water. “Did we-“
“No.” Alastor denied quickly, tugging his curls away from his face. “Certainly not.”
“What did we-“ Lucifer stuttered over his words, a look of downright horror marring his face. “Oh, fuck, we did.”
Lucifer, Charlie, and Alastor go on a brief (family?) trip around the seven rings, touring hotels to research and curate the best experience for the sinners reaching out for redemption. Mostly, it’s just an excuse for Charlie to see her aunts and uncles, so she doesn’t really take into account that she shouldn’t leave her father and her hotelier tipsy together, in a hotel lobby, with a chapel downstairs.
To be able to annoy the King of Hell freely and knowing that he couldn’t do a thing to stop Alastor, sounded very entertaining. What Alastor hadn’t considered with that particular plan was the magnetic pull the First Temptation would have on him. Nor did he consider he could possibly ever develop feelings for Lucifer. Or how he would almost lose everything trying to deny those same feelings.
Fortunately for this demon and his fallen angel, even in Hell, Christmas miracles can still happen.
Alastor finally realizes Lucifer is attracted to him. He quickly decides this is a good opportunity to try and manipulate the King of Hell for his own benefit. Who could resist pulling the strings on the most powerful being in this realm?
What he doesn't expect is to enjoy it so much. Despite all proofs pointing to the contrary, Alastor's heart isn't entirely made of ice. Lucifer's responsiveness to his manipulation tactics might be the one thing to melt it after all.
Will the master of manipulation and self restraint be able to resist, or will the First Tempter seduce him right back? Tune in to find out!
“Hi!” Lucifer’s voice cracks just a bit. He clears his throat and tries again. “Um, hi. Are you—I’m your date? I think? Sorry if I kept you waiting, had a little trouble finding the place.”
At first, the man is silent as his piercing, grey-green eyes go wide with surprise before he breaks into the biggest, most dazzling smile Lucifer has ever seen.
“Lucky me,” the man purrs, his gaze flickering across Lucifer’s face like he’s fascinated. “It’s no trouble; I’m sure you’re worth the wait.”
-
Lucifer is set up with a blind date. It ends up being something more than he'd ever expected.