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Castiel Novak is head over heels for his best friend Sam Winchester. But when Cas is faced with the dilemma of having no place to live while going to college, Sam being the great guy that he is, suggests that Castiel move in with his brother, Dean. Which is tiresome to say the least. Dean is arrogant, loud, intrusive and he makes fun of Castiel. Will Cas be able to get Sam to fall for him? Or instead will he fall for Dean? Or will they just be...Roommates.
"Cas, I've been enrolling me and Sammy in schools since I was twelve. I think I can handle it." Cas is frowning. "It's not a matter of--handling it," he says. "The principal will be more receptive and helpful to you if she believes you to have a parent or guardian who is actively concerned with your welfare. I want to make sure she understands you are important." Dean does not get a warm squishy feeling in his chest. In which Dean is de-aged, Claire and Emma are simultaneously the worst and best sisters ever, and Cas really deserves a hug.
“I think we should have a garden,” Cas says.
Dean looks up from his beer. He hasn’t had that much to drink, but Cas still has a vague look of unreality about him, a splash of living color that doesn’t fit in the bunker’s echoing stillness. Dean didn’t hear him coming. A lot of the time, Cas is so unobtrusive it feels like Dean has the bunker to himself, with Sam away.
Dean shakes his head to clear it. “A — garden?” he repeats.
The world is ending. Maybe. If it ever gets around to it. The team that's supposed to save it? One vessel of Michael who can't stop lusting after his kind-of-human best friend, one vessel of Lucifer determined to better the world via feminism, health food, and docu-dramas, and one fallen angel who still can't turn the shower on without help. So yeah, things aren't really looking so hot for Team Free Will or, you know, the entire human race; and it would be a whole lot easier for Dean to hold it together if his dumb little brother would get his priorities sorted out enough to stop trying to give him sex tips. Set mid-season 5.
Dean Winchester's dealt with enough lately--averting a would-be Apocalypse, losing his brother to law school all over again, the dying job market for hunters. But getting paired with a grumpy, know-it-all asshole named Castiel Novak for his next hunt? Day one-- Dean's already sure one of them's not gonna get out of this alive.
Castiel's nephew, Jack, just lost his mother and now he needs a new home. But in order to keep the promise he made to the boy's mom - his best friend, Kelly Kline – and take care of Jack, Castiel needs to be married or the Child Protection Services might not let him adopt Jack.
Dean Winchester worked his ass out his entire life in order to please his father and one day be the president of the family's company. When he first brought the subject up with his father, John told him he'd only hand the presidency to Dean if he was married by the age of 35. After just turning 34, Dean starts to get anxious, it's his future that's at stake!
With a little help from Castiel's brother, Gabriel, and Dean's best friend, Charlie, the two of them meet and set an arrangement that can help both of them to achieve their purposes - it's time for a wedding!
AU. A sailor and an enemy pirate are marooned on an island together, and while awaiting rescue they accidentally achieve domestic bliss.
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Dean Winchester is lieutenant of the Royal Trading Ship Echelon. On a pleasantly sunny but particularly catastrophic day, he is marooned on an island somewhere in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with only one man for company. That man is Castiel, captain of the black-sailed Leviathan: a pirate, no less. Given the circumstances under which they are stranded, rescue seems unlikely, and it could be aeons before a ship even comes by. The two of them may as well make the most of their own private island, personal differences be damned.
Like most terrible things in the world, this is Gabriel’s fault.
And maybe Eileen’s, and Sam’s. Fact is, Charlie’s getting married. Which of course Dean would be over the moon about, despite his objection to all things romantic—but this means spending a week with his least favorite person on the planet, his sparring partner in crime, Castiel, both of them united in only one thing—their scorn for love.
So when Gabriel has the bright idea of getting the two anti-lovebirds together, the whole gang is in on the idea. But as the week progresses and things get more and more complicated, they realize that perhaps not all is fair in love and war.
A Shakespeare AU starring Dean and Cas.
"It's only temporary, right?" Dean says. "Just until you're healed up, and then we'll never have to see each other again. So what do you say, Castiel, do you want to marry me or not?"
There’s conflict in heaven. Michael is arguing that the children of earth are too favored by their father. That they have done nothing but cause war and strife, practically destroying the world God had carefully crafted for them. Another faction argues that mankind is still young. Yes, they are brash, but they will learn. There are signs of goodness that sprout up all around them. Michael argues these are tangible things only - too easy to destroy with the darkness that lies in every man. It is decided an emissary will be chosen to go down to earth. They must find some proof that humanity has good in it. Castiel is sent on a mission to find this proof. What he finds instead might end up being so much more.