Crowley didn’t know whether to be disgusted, or impressed. The nature of Gabriel’s suggestion was bordering on demonic, and Crowley was nothing if not a little sinful. But being paid to go out with someone—with Aziraphale—just so Gabriel could get his rocks off with some girl? It felt, for a lack of being soft, wrong.
“This is Mary?” Ed asks Handsome. What did she call him? Stede? “As in… The Mary?”
Both of them stare at him. Mary, with confusion. Stede, with bewilderment.
“Yes, um…” Stede hesitates. “The Mary. My ex-wife.”
Ed chuckles. “Well, that’s awkward. Not exactly the way you want to meet your boyfriend’s ex, is it?”
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Modern AU where Ed and Stede meet on a 14-hour flight and immediately end up fake dating, because of course they do.