‘Seriously, they oughta call it “Obviously, This Dude’s Life Fucking Sucks!” because who’re they kidding?!’
Blitzø chuckled at the memory of Loona’s first vocalized opinion on the movie that he’d so fondly shared with his mother. They had made fun of it, too, when he’d been just a little Impling, so it had been nothing short of a balm on Blitzø when Loona inadvertently revived the tradition with him.
But that wasn’t gonna get him anywhere with Octavia. And after getting some ideas from Stolas, Blitzø had gleefully gone and done… this…